10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.