10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."