10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05