10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!