10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson