10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion