10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for loners.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."