10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!