10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.