10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• im going to 2 out you to death
• if u play for the thrill u are ill