10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fold and live to fold again
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.