10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.