10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi