10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.