10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for loners.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts