10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.