10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.