10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson