10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "No river, no fish."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers