10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
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- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe