10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)