10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm