10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "All-in, bitches!!!"