10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.