10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "No river, no fish."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.