10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is for loners.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."