10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from