10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.