10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant