10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"