10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword