10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
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- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."