10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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