10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester