10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers