10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.