10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.