10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker is for loners.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare