10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]