10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."