10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak