10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it