10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Poker is for loners.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones