10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die