10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.