10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
"Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
im going to 2 out you to death
Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
"Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?