10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.