10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "All-in, bitches!!!"