10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.