10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.